Farting Dog Book-Kids Fart Jokes,Fart Stories & Farting Dog Books Illustrations +Funny Winter Farts Kid Book For The Holidays- Santa Approved Fart Calendar Counting Down To Christmas - Funny Dog Jokes (Kids Book Series: Fart Book) (eBook, ePUB)
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| Versand: | 0.00 EUR Versandkostenfrei innerhalb von Deutschland |
| Partner: | buecher.de |
| Hersteller: | InfinitKidInspiration (Guzzmann, Timmie) |
| Stand: | 2015-08-04 03:50:33 |
Produktbeschreibung
New & Updated Edition - Color Edition Box Set Book 1: The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. These hilarious short stories with moral are teaching your kids the smart way! He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don',t forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don',t ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" El Ninjo closes each jungle adventure with some valuable tips, facts, and things a kid should absolutely know about each African jungle animal that is covered in each chapter. For example, do you know that the Kilimanjaro consists of 3 peaks? Did you know that the Mount Kilimanjaro is seen as one of the Seven Natural Wonders of Africa and did you know that this was officially declared and happened all very recently. El Ninjo is going to show you some more interesting nuggets inside. His smart bean blowing ways help him and his family survive the dangerous jungle with the Safari mobil bus. Soon, you will laugh about these funny fart adventures as you are looking at the bean blowing expert of defense himself and as he heroically leads the Safari team through the dangers of the jungle. Book 2: Here is a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day as you are counting down to Christmas day! You',ll laugh as you discover the following count down to Christmas day moments: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints * Christmas Countdown Fart 24: The Pringle Timebomb and 20 more... This holiday countdown calendar contains 25 hilarious illustrations and a sparkle of bottom burping Christmas fart surprises. You and your kids will laugh your Christmas stockings off! Book 3: Dog Jerks: Funny & Hilarious Jokes For Kids & Pranksters - Jerky Dog Jokes & Dog Kid Pictures Photos Book Check it out today and LOL together with your kids...
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