Kid Book Series:Farting Dog Book-Hilarious Kids Fart Jokes,Fart Stories & Farting Dog Books Illustrations -Kids Books Online Adventure Of Epic Pants Ripping Fun - Picture Books For Children Ages 4-6 (Kids Book Series: Fart Book) (eBook, ePUB)
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| Versand: | 0.00 EUR Versandkostenfrei innerhalb von Deutschland |
| Partner: | buecher.de |
| Hersteller: | Inge Baum (Guzzmann, Timmie) |
| Stand: | 2015-08-04 03:50:33 |
Produktbeschreibung
New & Updated Edition - Color Version with Color Illustrations Box Set Book 1: Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Book 2: The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don',t forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don',t ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!" El Ninjo closes each jungle adventure with some valuable tips, facts, and things a kid should absolutely know about each African jungle animal that is covered in each chapter. For example, do you know that the Kilimanjaro consists of 3 peaks? Did you know that the Mount Kilimanjaro is seen as one of the Seven Natural Wonders of Africa and did you know that this was officially declared and happened all very recently. El Ninjo is going to show you some more interesting nuggets inside. His smart bean blowing ways help him and his family survive the dangerous jungle with the Safari mobil bus. Soon, you will laugh about these funny fart adventures as you are looking at the bean blowing expert of defense himself and as he heroically leads the Safari team through the dangers of the jungle. Pick up your copy today and LOL together with your kids...
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